David's Gay Dish

Dear David,
I have just moved in with my lover, who is relatively new in my life. While he was out of town for a few days I decided to be a saint and reorganize his closets and dresser. In his sweater drawer in the back under the sweaters I found a dildo. A sizable dildo. More sizable than me. He has never expressed dissatisfaction with me, but why do you think that dildo is among his possessions?
~Dildo Doubter

Dear Dildo Doubter,
Beats the hell out of me. But my guess is, he gave it a try and it was way too big. I don’t think you are going to have to do any strap-on duty.