Tuesday, November 6, 2012

My lover doesn't...

Don't forget my darlings, it's election day!!!! Please go to the polls if you want me to continue to love you. This is an important election.

Dear David, 
My lover doesn’t look at me directly in the eyes when he kisses me. He either closes his eyes or looks off to the side. What does this mean while we are having sex?
~M.I. Toofussy

Dear Toofussy,
Yes, you are. He probably is imagining wonderful things where you are the fantastic center of it all. Despite that it involves two people, sex is a very private moment.

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