Monday, June 17, 2013

Is this middle age creeping over me?

Dear David,
Summer is here an I am not at all in the mood to get into a little swimsuit and go to Fire Island. My mood of "been there, done that" is very strong. Is this middle age creeping over me? What's up?
~Feelin' Old

~Dear Feelin',
Listen, if you want to feel middle age creeping over you, Fire Island may be a good place to go. It's so over. Listen, if you've had it with summer routine just get on a plane and go to Buenos Aires in Argentina. It's winter there, my darling. Handsome men rushing by hiding everything they've got in an overcoat. I live part of the year in Montevideo, Uruguay. I may join you.

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