Monday, April 23, 2012

Secret Service scandal in Colombia

Dear David, 
I heard early reports that the Secret Service scandal in Cartagena involved two guys who slept with one girl and only wanted to pay one fee. Could this be true?

Dear Mr. Curious, 
Who would be surprised? Two Secret Service hunks, back and front with one woman. Almost like bamboola with each other. Those macho guys want to get it on with each other. There’s a scenario for a porn film there somewhere. Where does the President get these guys?


  1. One quick correction, sorry: the country is called Colombia, not Columbia.

  2. Thank-you dreamer, sometimes we type too fast!