Monday, January 14, 2013

I need a pep talk about growing older...

Dear David,
I need a pep talk about growing older. I hear a lot of blather about growing wisdom and feeling calmer with age. I think I'm wise enough, I just don't life the idea of being gray and wrinkled and all bent over. Help!
~Auntie Agony

Dear Auntie Agony,
What a coincidence to have your message. I am 83 today and about to open in a new musical where I do a fan dance in a body stocking and high heels. Don't plan to age gracefully. Age the way you want to. Exercise a lot, see your plastic surgeon, go blonde, go south! There's a whole new world opening up so hang onto your body and your looks and go for it!

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