I have just moved in with my lover, who is relatively new in my life. While he was out of town for a few days I decided to be a saint and reorganize his closets and dresser. In his sweater drawer in the back under the sweaters I found a dildo. A sizable dildo. More sizable than me. He has never expressed dissatisfaction with me, but why do you think that dildo is among his possessions?
Dear Dildo Doubter,
Beats the hell out of me. But my guess is, he gave it a try and it was way too big. I don’t think you are going to have to do any strap-on duty.