Monday, January 30, 2012

Unconfident about my body

Dear David,
I feel very unconfident about my body, although I have never had complaints. Is there an easy fix?
~The Busy Body

Dear B.B.,
From your signature I get the impression that unconfident body is getting around plenty. Yes, just put on a bathrobe and keep it on until the last split second. After that, it's too late for your bed companion to back out. And you're probably fine or you wouldn't be there in the first place.

Going somewhere for that redezvous? Take along a little shoulder bag with your lightweight rober within. What do you think is in all those big bags everyone is carrying anyways? Gym clothes?

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