Thursday, May 12, 2011

Life IS So Exciting

Dear David’s Gay Dish,
I want to be everywhere at the same time, life is so exciting. How should I plan? What should I do?
~Full of Fun

Dear Full of Fun,
And long as you are not excited because of the mood enhancers you are taking, here’s a plan:

1. Think of another country you’d like to live in. Plan on how to do it. Visit it first.

2. Learn another language. Spanish is the new must. The most widely spoken language in the world.

3. Read fashion magazines. They tell you a lot more about how to look and where to go. I think GQ and Details magazines like that are hopeless. European men’s fashion magazines are excellent.

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