Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Is my "you know what" big enough?

Dear David,
Is my "you know what" big enough? I never know.
~"You Know What" Ponderer

Dear "You Know What" Ponderer,
I love your name. As for your question, this size competition thing is kind of old. Very 20th century. Sex is about two people who are very into each other. Now, if you are a person to whom the size of someone else's parts is very important I think you have some thinking to do. Then you're not in love with people, you're in love with parts. And that's something else. Once in a while you meet a guy who is really just a part with a man attached. You don't want to be the person attached to that, do you?

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