Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Handsomest Man in the World ~ Jack Wilshere

I ran across Jack Wilshere, who plays what we American's call soccer and the English call football for the Arsenal team in the United Kingdom. In a magazine supplement dedicated to this much-loved but not too fortunate team. Mr. Wilshere seems rather young and unbattered for a sports hero, but he sure is a honey and this week's Handsomest Man in the World.


Dear David,
I hate having a sex problem as Christmas is upon us, but I am having trouble masturbating as I get older. Not that I am not up and willing but my imagination just isn't responding to porn magazines and movies. What, what, what?

Dear What,

You know what I think. You have just been depending too much on imaginary playmates. Shift your imagination to real people with whom you have had real sex, which I'm assuming you have had. Try conjuring up these memories. I'll bet it will work. And where are those guys anyway. Why not give them a call?

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