Tuesday, December 27, 2011

What to Do When Partner Shows Less Interest?


Dear David,
What should one do when the person they love is showing less interest in sleeping with them?
~Christmas Cheerless

Dear Cheerless,
Honey, it's all about your body. Are you too thin, too droopy, too this or too that? You need to get into shape. Eat more, eat less, get yourself to the gym, walk instead of drive, go to a dance class. Get going!

Once your body looks better I promise they'll be crawling all over you. And how about their body? Does it deserve a little criticism on your part? Maybe when your body is looking swell you'll be the one not in the mood and consider getting the hell out of there.

(photo via munfitnessblog.com)

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