My new boyfriend has really ugly feet. Otherwise he is great-looking, full of fun, I really like him. But those feet! Sorry to be so superficial but somehow when he has his clothes off that's all I can think about.
I love your name. Socks my dear! Socks. Get him some white athletic socks - a number of different kinds. that can be your little fashion show when it's bamboola time. And maybe buy him a gift certificate with a pedicutre. This is an easy solution!